Socialism:
You have two cows, and are forced to give the other
one to your neighbor.

Communism:
You have two cows, the government takes
them both and gives you milk.

Fascism:
You have two cows, the government takes
them both and sells your milk.

Nazism:
You have two cows, the government takes
them both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy:
You have two cows, the government takes them both,
shoots the other one, milks the other one
and pours the milk away.

Capitalism:
You have two cows, you sell the other one
and buy a bull.